The Euphemism Generator

Hit "Reload" for ENDLESS FUN.
attributed to George Carlin

She checked the coast was clear before

pillaging the ol' Nantucket god.




The Euphemism Generator can create up to 502,634,580 unique phrases!
But there's always room for more.
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Brian Eno to the rescue!
I'VE INVENTED A ROBOT THAT COLLECTS PENNIES


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